Here are a just a few of the many gems by Mr. Brilliant:
"It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line."
"For your own safety, please stay behind the line I have drawn around my supply of chocolate."
"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."
"I'm just moving clouds today - tomorrow I’ll try mountains."
"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target."
"By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me."
"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."Happy Weekend! And, as Mr. Brilliant would say: "Keep smiling! (but not so much that people begin to wonder if you are mentally unbalanced)."