Quotable Friday!

Today I'm featuring Ashleigh Brilliant, reigning king of the pithy aphorism. (Hmmm...maybe I should call this $.25 Word Friday instead?)

Here are a just a few of the many gems by Mr. Brilliant:

"It's not easy taking my problems one at a time when they refuse to get in line."

"For your own safety, please stay behind the line I have drawn around my supply of chocolate."

"My life has a superb cast, but I can't figure out the plot."

"I'm just moving clouds today - tomorrow I’ll try mountains."

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and, whatever you hit, call it the target."

"By doing just a little every day, I can gradually let the task completely overwhelm me."

"I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once."

Happy Weekend! And, as Mr. Brilliant would say: "Keep smiling! (but not so much that people begin to wonder if you are mentally unbalanced)."