The morning run:
(00:00:00) "Oh bleep. I've only got 20 minutes to run. I really ought to have moved it a little more quickly this morning."
(00:09:58) "Law of momentum is a fallacy. Oh, I believe the 'body at rest tends to stay at rest part,' but this body in motion wants to stop. Right bleepin' now."
(00:12:02) "Ugh...jogging up the street..."
(00:12:43) "...Da-da-DA-da, da-da-DA-da, dum-dum-DUM-dum, dum-DA-dum-DA..." (Pirates of the Caribbean sound track looping in my head on the way back down the street...)
(00:18:00) "Ugh, I hate this part. But I don't have to run it again, do I? I've only got a couple of minutes left."
(00:18:30) "Yeay, just down this street and back home!"
(00:19:07) "No, I'm going to run that hateful part again, just because I don't want to. It'll only take a minute."
(00:20:00) "Ya know, I could do another 5 minutes...I should, because I really don't want to. Just to that stubby little part of the street and back."
(00:23:24) "I could run around this loop instead, I'd get a little more uphill but the last bit is downhill. That might take a little more time, but not a whole lot..."
(00:24:00) puff...pant..."Power up on the uphill..."
(00:25:00) "Whew! That wasn't so bad, now, was it?"